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 Here are some football jokes that I have modified for West Brom!! If you know any others Let me know and I will add them to this page.

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Q=Have you heard about the new OXO cube in WBA colours ????
A= It's called a laughing stock.
From Gez 021 West Midlands

Rumour has it that the baggies have got a new sponsor: Tampax. The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period.

What do you say to a Baggie with a job? "Can I have a Big Mac?"

The seven dwarfs are involved in a mining accident, the roof collapses and they are all buried alive. After several hours of frantic digging the rescue team hear a faint cry: “ Albion are fantastic, Albion are fantastic “The rescue team leader turns to his assistant and says "At least we know Dopey is still alive.
From Nathan Burke.

Can all the people who brought a Albion yo-yo, could you please replace them they are faulty. When they go down they don't come back up.
From Jonathan Hayward.

Thanks to Micky Reynolds (Fuengirola, Spain) for these jokes:
Gary Megson was caught speeding on his way to the West Brom ground today. When questioned by the police he said "I'll do anything for three points".

The West Brom chairman is considering replacing Gary Megson with Stephen Hendry. Explaining this unusual move, he said "we don't just need points now, we need snookers!"

A man desperate at the Albion's current situation decides to top himself. In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very last moment, he decides upon wearing his full Albion kit as his last statement. A neighbour, catching sight of the impending incident, informs the police.
On arrival, the police quickly remove the Albion kit and dress the man in stockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asks why. The policeman simply replies, "it's to avoid embarrassing his family."

A burglary was recently committed at West Brom's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a blue & white carpet.

British Rail have decided to start sponsoring West Brom. BR think they are a suitable team because of their regular points failures.

A husband and wife are getting a divorce. They are fighting in the court, about who's going to have the right to keep the daughter.
The judge asks the girl: "Do you want to live with your Dad?"
She replies: "No, because he beats me all the time."
"Do you want to live with your Mum then", the judge asks?
"No", she replies. "She beats me all the time too" the little girl replies.
"But who do you want to live with then", the judge asks her.
The girl replies: "I want to go and live at The Hawthorns"
The Hawthorns? enquires the judge
To which the girl replies "Yes because West Brom don't beat anyone there".

Thanks to Jason Horton for this joke:
Q: Who are West Broms new sponsors?
A: Argos because its the only way they will get premiership points.

Thanks to Tom Hingus for this joke:
What do you get when you mix an albion fan with a cliff? BOING>BOING>SPLAT!

Thanks to James Griffiths for this joke:
Gary megson walks into the nationwide building society to chek his transfer funds and faint to find that they are so low. later he wakes up and asks where he is, and the bank manager replies, your in the nationwide, and gary megson says its not june already is it.

Thanks to Catherine Darling for this joke:
Gary Megson was wheeling his shopping trolly across the supermarket car park when he noticed a little old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied "No way..You got yourself into this mess..Dont ask me to sort it out!!

Experts have predicted that West Brom will last 3 season in the Premiership...........
Autumn, Winter and Spring!!

Thanks to Jayke 182 for these jokes:
Q: how long does it take for a West Brom Fan to Take a dump?
A: Nine Months

A Wolves fan is walking down a river bank and thinking about where the bridge might be so he could get across to the other side. Then he sees another bloke on the the other side in a WBA shirt and he thinks to himself, "if he is on the other side he must know where the bridge is otherwise he couldn't cross the river" so he calls across. "Excuse me where is the bridge please?" And the West Brom Fan says "Why should I tell you? you are Wolverhampton scum!!" and the Wolves fan (being quite polite) says "because I want to get across to the other side" And the West Brom fan says "That just shows how thick you wolves fans are, YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE!!"

Q: how Do west brom fan's brain cells die?
A: lonely

Q: what do you call a female west brom fan with 2 brain cells?
A: pregnant

Q: how do you make a west brom fans eyes sparkle?
A: shine a torch in his ear

Q: what is black and white and then red?
A: lee hughes playing with a blender

Q: how do you fit 4 female WBA fans on a bar stool?
A: turn it upside down

Q: what do you call a WBA fan in a wolves shirt?
A: artificial intelligence

Q: why do WBA fans wash in the kitchen sink?
A: because that is where vegetables should be washed

Q: why is it good to have a WBA fan as a passenger in your car?
A: because then you can park in the disabled Zone

Q: why don't WBA fans get tea breaks at work?
A: because it takes too long to re-train them.

Q: why don't West Brom fans eat gherkins?
A: they cant get their head in the jar

Q: why do all WBA fans want to drive BMW's?
A: because they can spell it

By Jayke 182

Thanks to John Tilt for these two funny Lee Useless pictures, Pic 1 Pic 2

Thanks to Renegade for these jokes: A man from London was going on holiday but he was flying from Birmingham international airport. The man checked his belongings in and headed to the Departure lounge. As he arrived at Departures he noticed everywhere was a mess, the windows were all smashed, safety barriers had been smashed, bins had been knocked over. The man now was rather worried at this stage so he asked a police man who was clearing up the mess why things were as they were, he got the reply "Don't worry they have had the albion lads in filming the new Nike advert!!"

An old man is walking past the Hawthorns with his dog. The dog only has 1 leg, 1 working eye and no hearing. The man then comes across a bottle "I wonder if the myths are true" he mutters, so he rubs the lamp and then before  his eyes a genie appears "thank god for that I have been in here for 6 years" the genie says. "I will now  grant you 1 wish" the old man thinks and replies "well my dog is very ill can you make him better please" "I am afraid that is impossible even for a genie, have you any others". the man thinks and says "well I am an albion fan and we have had no success recently so can u make us have some success". the genie frowns and replies "hmmmmm lets have a look at that dog again"

Thanks to Shaun Haynes for this joke: Why can't you get a cuppa at the Hawthorns?
Coz they have no cups and the mugs are on the pitch!

A  teacher starts a new job at a school in The Black Country and trying to break the ice and make a good impression on her first day, tells the class that she is a Wolves fan. She asks the kiddies to raise their hands if they are Wolves fans as well. Everyone in the class raises a hand except for one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Wolves fan" she replied.
The teacher, obviously shocked, asked "well, if you're not a Wolves fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I'm an Villa fan, and proud of it" Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you an Villa fan?"
"Because my mum and dad are from Birmingham, and my mum is an Villa fan and my dad is an Villa fan, so I'm an Villa fan too ! "
"Well" said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be an Villa fan. You don't have to be like your parents all the time. What if your mum was a prostitute, and your dad was a drug addict and car thief, what would you be then?"
Mary smiled, "Then I'd be a Albion fan".

Thanks to Carla for this Joke: Did you hear that West Brom have new kit sponsors? Yeah, its Pontin's and their season ends in January aswell!!!!

Lee Hughes had a puzzle for Christmas then in March he goes to the training ground to show off about finishing his puzzle, the other players ask him "what's clever about taking 3 months to do a puzzle?" he replies "coz on the box it said 2-3 years"!!!!!!!!

Thanks to Shaun Haynes for this joke: Albion got broken into the other day. a reporter asked a steward  "Where there any cups stolen?" The steward replied "Nah they didn't get into the canteen"!!!!!!!

Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled all their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of West Brom Players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: What's the difference between a female West Brom fan and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick.

Q: What do you call 20 West Brom Fans skydiving from an aeroplane?
A: Diahorrea.

Q: If you see a West Brom Fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle.

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent West Brom  fan and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a £50 note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythical creatures.

Q: What do West Brom Fans and sperm have a common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Q: What is black and brown and looks good on a West Brom Fan?
A: A Doberman.

Q: What do you have when 100 West Brom Fans are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead West Brom Fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: What do West Brom Fans use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a West Brom Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the West Brom Fan. Twice.

Q: What is the difference between a West Brom Fan and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Q: What do you call 5000 dead West Brom Fans at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

A man meets a friend and sees that his friend's car is a total write-off and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend. "What happened to your car?" "Well, the friend responds " I ran over Lee Hughes" "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?" "Well, he tried to escape through the park."